Pick only one and send it to my ask.

coffing:

Choose the one you’d rather do with me:

1. Be friends
2. Live together
3. Have unlimited sex
4. Hang out occasionally
5. Go on one date

(Source: c0deinee)

(Reblogged from coffing)
casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN


It’s so horrible because I can relate to both of them. I’ve been both of them and it feels horrible

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

It’s so horrible because I can relate to both of them. I’ve been both of them and it feels horrible

(Source: e-n-o-n)

(Reblogged from coffing)
(Reblogged from the-greater-goatsby)

The level at which South Park takes its detail is ridiculous. Look at the audience

(Source: luminousquasar)

(Reblogged from coffing)

Reblog if it’s okay to invade your ask box.

(Reblogged from crazylikeavixen)

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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(Reblogged from twili-princess)

liein:

50nnym00r3:

that’s it that’s the winner

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(Reblogged from thefuuuucomics)

Got to spend the day in San Francisco with the most amazing girlfriend in the world. Love you baby ❤️ and thank you @polarbearperera for always being there for me ❤️

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

(Reblogged from themistymountainsong)

ikea-graveyard:

Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.

(Reblogged from crazylikeavixen)